Wednesday, June 18, 2008

here is a scary one...

This just arrived in my personals mailbox from someone who is so new that his profile is still under review. He may have been lurking for a week but he only just joined today. This site tends to approve them quickly.

Hi Angel,
How are you doing? hope you are doing great,if so thanks be to God.. My name is R------,I'm 35yrs and i have been divorced for 7yrs now,and i love kids,and ever since i have been divorced, i have been single and have never been into any other relationship,because of what my Ex did to me.... she really broke my heart,and i promised never to love again... but after the 5yrs i realized i needed to love again and also be loved by someone,so i decided to join this dating site,i'm a new member and i have been on here for a week now.... I was going through a search and found your profile,it really attracted me,and i really must confess to you that,you are such an angel,you are so beautiful,charming,attractive... and i really will love to know more about such an beautiful woman like you... Only Gods creation can be compared to the cutness that i see in you... If i was blind withing my heart your beauty i would still see. If i ever saw an Angel it was in your eyes...
I really wish you have a yahoo instant messenger so we can chat online and get to know more about each other... Mine is xxxxxxxxx its my private Email you can Mail me okay?
Strawberry Kisses and Warm Hugs
R------


Hello? Can we say budding stalker?

I'm not the biggest mush in the world anyway, and this is way beyond what I'd be comfortable hearing from someone unless we had been together for awhile. At least he announced up front that he is creepy.

Next please...

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

ummm, Strawberry kisses?

lololol

Tell me you didn't laugh out loud when you read that!

Anonymous said...

WOA! Your "street smarts" are showing. Stay away from this one. He is either what you think or he is waaaay too naive for anyone. Hmm, 35 and divorced for 7 years makes that at age 28? Either married very young or ...read forst comment.

Joe said...

Whenever I think of diving back into the dating world, it's stuff like this that reminds me things aren't so bad as they stand

Still wishing for the best for ya', Kris

Paula Wethington said...

Ugh. If this is the kind of fish you find in that e-pond, go fishing somewhere else!!!
Have you checked out the Catholic sites?
http://www.avemariasingles.com/Ave-Maria-Singles-Media-Stories.cfm?mediaID=23

Antoinette said...

This is classic material here! lol

Wow...

Anonymous said...

Strawberry kisses? I think you are right Kris, the guy is as Oache says, a wack!

Oh and your mom sounds like the bomb =)

Someone special will come along Kris. As I have said before you are way to nice of a person not to have that special someone in your life

Becky said...

now that was interesting. yikes. I'll stick with men in uniform, hehe

Nick said...

**crosses "strawberry kisses" off list of ways to sign notes**

;)

One thing that struck me was how generic everything was - like he was copying and pasting that note to a LOT of people.

Nick

Melissa said...

Uhmmm....yeah, that's a little weird and a lot creepy!

sage said...

Pretend you never even got that email.

Shudder.

Kris said...

Trust me, I deleted the email without response and blocked him from sending me any more. Creepy guys are out there, no matter what site is used. I've heard some women complain that there are more creepy guys on eHarmony than on the site I use.

I have been in conversation with 2 guys who don't give off creep vibes so far. We'll see what happens.

Shelley said...

LOL
Oh Kris, I'm sorry but this made my day. STRAWBERRY KISSES!! It sounds like one of the lucky charms cereals.
Even though I don't post at DWLZ too often, I still lurk around :-)

kimee said...

OMG!!!!!!! And you wonder why I don't try posting on there. Seriously, Strawberry kisses and warm hugs. Who is he, Willy Wonka?

Lisa G said...

creeeeppppyyyyyy wow. Glad you deleted that one.

The bad Liz said...

Hang in there Kris - Alan and I met through a single's ad - we actually answered each other's ad.

Although he lied in that he said he likes to go for long walks and dance.

Liar.

Hang in there - Prince Charming - or at least the perfect man for you is out there.....